i hate pigs

once i went to this garden and there was a pen of pigs. And on the fence i there was a note and it said beware pigs my bite. and thats when my phobia of pigs began. my owner didn't seem to care cus she wonted a pig before she got me and i'm way way better then a pig cus we wouldn't have any were to put a pig

i hate pigs

killer pigs run!

my perents

 my mum is probably is the most bossy dog in the world. she even is in charge of my dad. who in his older years would't get out the car to go for a walk!!! he even nearly bit my owner's dad when he tried to get him out of the car

this is my dad (the strange one)

this is my mum

trust me i'm a dogtor

so when my owner was sick she might of dressed me up as a doctor and she might of made a terrible pun about it. and she even posted  it on Instagram. by

my life stile

i live in a big house with a big field. and as i like to think i'm second boss but my owner  thinks differently this is how she thinks the order goes. dad,mum,her,me,brother and this is how i think it goes dad,me,mum,her,brother she is so wrong. anyway i love to plat foot ball in the field here are a few pics

i want to play a game of foot ball face 

die foot ball die

go on kick it

in the winter

i am so scared of sledges they give me the creeps. in the park when there are sledges i run i run

my owner's obsessions

 my owner is in love with horses she love's them so much and when ever we see them she will say "look at that horse i bet its a thorough bred" and so on.

guinea pigs 

my owner also loves guinea pigs but to me they are snakes yum yum yum.

my injuries

my injuries. i have had quite lot of vet experience sprained ankle (seen on right) like all dogs i hate the vet it makes me feel so sick. and i have have a huge grass seed in my eye (seen billow) i hate the vet.

my favourite spot

my favourit spot is by the fire. With my bone i even lie there when the fire isn't on. But when it is it is total bliss. but the other dog is sooooo annoying she steels my spot. sometimes i sit on my owner when she's is in my spot. oh man she's in my spot again !!!!!!!!!! got to go. bye.

me as a puppy

when i was a puppy i lived with my mum. i had great pleasure pooping on the rug i had no gilt. then i went to a new home and thats were the fun starts. drum roll was here. i chewed a squeaky lamb {down billow} the other dog's ear. and much more. enjoy the pics





   me being carried! me being carried!  me being carried! yay

me chew 

me in rush

me scratching claws

me being trained to sit 

me soppy

my fashion sense

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I went to my dad's house and then that annoying owner of mine and her friend put me in all these clothes. I hate it when they do that. The other dog i live with loves my owner's hats, she will wear trilbies, fluffy purple rimed hats, anything. And then my owner put me in sunglasses. When will this end?

after a long day on the cat walk i took a well earned nap on my grandma's bed

my first birthday

For my first birthday I had mum, dad and all the siblings over for a squeaky hot dog and a run in the field. Mum and brother seen above fighting over the last hot dog.  Parents.  Honestly!!!

We had a lovely birthday cake. It was a huge pork pie with pasta in it. Mmmmmm, delicious.